Bandók Activity Names

Put an end to boring-ass activity names.

Sign up and let us give your activities the names they deserve.


It's as easy as... well... riding a bike. Just post your activities to Strava like normal. If you give it a name then we'll leave it alone. But if it has a default name we'll jump in to help give your feed some pizzazz. So, you're invited to join the naming revolution. Impress your friends, up your kudos count and achieve unprecedented popularity. .


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post your activity to strava without a name

Waffles are just awesome bread.

Fulfill the prophecy, build a legacy, manifest destiny

I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

Whole Damn Planet Wanted A Piece Of Me

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

Never Half-Ass Two Things. Whole-Ass One Thing.

I don't know how much longer I can hold this!

You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.

Let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or anything.

Mischievous and Deceitful, Chicanerous and Deplorable

Destiny is the one doing the folding and we're the oregami swans

Bad decisions make good stories.

I used to think I'm indecisive but now I'm not sure.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.


My naming game is weaker than a geriatric gerbil. Will this help make me cool?
Um.... YEAH!

That name sucks! Can I get another?
If you're not 100% satisfied with the ride name chosen for you, then add an old school sad face :( to the end of the name and Bandók will give it another shot.

It's not working. What gives?
Bandok will only rename activities that use default names like "Morning Ride", "Lunch Ride", "Evening Ride". These names are provided by Strava. We assume any other names are names you want to keep.

What do you do with my personal data?
Nothing. Bandók doesn't collect information about you and has no plans to do so. We just name your rides. Nothing more.

What activity types work?
Whether you run, walk, or ride, Bandok will provide killer names for you.

Can I still name my stuff myself?
After seeing Bandók's literary gold, why would you want to? But hey, if you just gotta scratch that itch you are more than welcome. If you name an activity it will be left alone. Even if Bandók has already given it a name, you can still change it at any time. I won't judge. Just don't give it a Strava default name like "Morning Run" or Bandók will jump in and name it again.

Who comes up with this crap?
Names come from movies and TV shows, pop culture, song lyrics, jokes, puns, and nuggets of wisdom all mixed with my own personal brand of humor.

How do I leave?
This is not Hotel California. You can leave any time you want. There are two options. You can disable activity naming by logging in and clicking "Disable Activity Naming" on the account page or you can delete your account by clicking "Delete Bandók Account" at the bottom of your account page.

What's it cost?
Bandók is free. However, servers aren't free so donations are always welcome.


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